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Old 04-08-2009, 11:40 AM
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Helpful website. Link.
I don't know who is responsible for this but I have my guesses.
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I think my only taking two levels at UCB also has something to do with it.
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If you press the new posts button, it reads:

You didn't get on a Harold Team because...
pat baer got on a harold team

Although now it doesn't because I just posted.
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My favorite so far is "you didn't portray Count Chocula truthfully."
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because i am short and cute but not that cute.

knew it.
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because I killed Joe Wengert's hawk. Ha Ha Ha I love this site!!!! Seriously made me lol
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"You didn't get on a Harold Team because you can't move a large object through space."

That's what I really got.

I guess I should have applied for the Sanders 600.
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You didn't get on a Harold Team because of your "That sure was a great rape!" initiation.
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At some point, a comprehensive list needs to be made available.
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You didn't get on a Harold Team because you didn't pour by going up and then down with the pitcher. Everybody does that.

Ha! I'm loving this website.
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You didn't get on a Harold Team because Tuesdays are your turn to vampire watch.
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"You didn't get on a Harold Team because you didn't pour by going up and then down with the pitcher. Everybody does that."

It's funny because it's true. Love it.
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... because I have "lake hair"? Like Jason?

I choose to believe that I didn't get on a Harold Team so as to make the next Harold Team Auditions even more special and rewarding for me.
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You: have you seen joe's knife?
You: he had it last year
You: it was the badge of office really
You: well actually it wasn't his
You: it was neil's
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You: IT'S FOR A BIT ON THE INTERNET
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see? that's what happens when you don't yes-and your scene partner's initiation! and i talked about OTHER people in the past and a thing that doesn't exist! improv!
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"You didn't get on a Harold Team because you can't move a large object through space."

That's what I really got.

I guess I should have applied for the Sanders 600.
I'm almost 100% sure that even some well-established performers aren't so great at that one.
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because you need another $1200 worth of improv training.

whoever wrote that one is a genius.
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because of exposed bone.


I knew it.
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"You didn't get on a Harold Team because you made this website and Anthony found out about it."
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