ok, this has to do with improv

[Shitbag Ballcowski]

if you are reading this, you are not as good an improvator as you could be if you weren't reading this (apologies to brian stack who i know reads this board and is also a damn near perfect improvator- not kissing ass just telling truths)

anyway since your here why don't you go to the off topic shitforum to see what your leader in mediocrity mullaney did to my last post, and then follow it all the way through.

the off topic stuff is bullshit cause none of this has to do with improv.

this all has to do with masturbating faux clever.

but to keep this here let me say that the whole slow comedy thing that everybody loves is a whole lot more slow and a whole lot less comedy.

[Spiro]

does that make roberts and roberts the exception to the rule?

[DucoGranger]

Question sir (and i use the term loosely):

If this board is such so full of ignorants, lasy's, Cat-a-mounts, and self-pleasure's arnt you one too. You take part in these "meaningless" forums allong with the rest of the debauchers that are here.

Perhaps you view yourself as the Messiah of the Improvional World, a grand savior of the theaterical witless. If so then why dont you try to teach us, lead us. All I see you do is whine and complain about how everyone and everything here is aginst you, trodding down your brow and forcing you into submition of inferior tactics and tutalage, you cuss and sware making your stance and views as hallow as your "intelagance", and all the while attacking others for things completly poinless and prithy. Im tired of your idioic rants and you uceasing pitty party. Wipe the tears, mend the wounds, and move on. When relize that you only have yourself to blame for your failures that is where you realy grow and succeed. Im not tring to be mean bud, but thats how I feel. Good luck to you and God Bless.


Duco

[mullaney]

My Dear Duco, you are playing into Shitbag's hands. He lives to pester and torment people both in real life and in person. Do not play his game. Greet a Balcowski thread with a wry smile and move on.

:cop: :cop: :cop: :cop: :cop: :cop: :cop: :cop: :cop: :cop:

[Hawkins]

I mark for shitbag's posts...on any board :)

[mullaney]

Oops. How did this get in here?

[Shitbag Ballcowski]

it's not my job to make you a better improvator (unless you want to hire me, you should) it's your job.

i put my time in, don't worry. i'm still puttin it in.

[Spiro]

ballcowski. i see you have been relegated to the digital video forum. the less significant place the better so fewer fragile improvators will fall into your powerful hands. i wish i was in chicago to see weas-ali faranakhian-licious... that'd be some fine stuff. please video tape it if ali will permit it so i can watch. i like to watch.

[PhilC]

I wish I could live up to Shitbags expectations. It would be really great to spend all my time perfecting my improv skills and not waste any time online or working. Maybe I will start right now and see how long the cash holds out. Also I still cant find the Shitbag website, pls post the address.